WHAT are you doing?

Do you ever feel like any time you do anything, everyone around you is doing it for the very first time? I sometimes want to ask: is this the first time you've taken a left turn? First time you've boarded an airplane? First time you've ordered a f***ing burrito? Seriously? Every burrito joint has the same options.


"What's that?"

IT'S F***ING SALSA.

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