Sleeve, Meet Emotions

For Christmas ESPN and ABC got me five NBA games back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back. I didn't even have to ask, they just knew. Besides just being awesome, it was a great opportunity to play one of my new favorite games: Emotional NBA.

The game is a close cousin to Celebrity NBA, which I'm sure is still fresh in your mind from April. Have you ever known someone who looked like they were constantly immersed in a deep pool of sorrow? If so, you already know how to play.

Anyone can be the focal point (friends, co-workers), but for some reason it's hard to find many pictures of my boys on Google. With NBA players, the examples are everywhere.

Below you'll find the name, team, picture, and whatever's going through his head. Let's start with the classic:

Anthony Randolph (Golden State Warriors)

"Why's everybody in the NBA gotta be so mean?" *sniffle sniffle*

Kendrick Perkins (Celtics)

"I'm 'bout to kill a mothafucka."

Andrei Kirilenko (Utah Jazz)

"Objective: Score basket. Seeking ball...seeking. Ball located. Ball received. Aiming...FIRE. Basket scored. Objective complete."

Tony Allen (Celtics)


Andris Biedrins (Golden State Warriors)

"You know what this is? This is my new fuckin' haircut!"


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