Hack Your Chipotle Order Like an Adult

I assume some of you have seen the article about how to "hack" your Chipotle order to get the most food for the least money, and those of you who haven't can read it here. While I appreciate the ingenuity of finding every possible way to exploit the system, I have a couple of serious issues with the strategy:
  1. Who the hell wants two types of rice? One is already too many.
  2. The intense shame of being one of "those people" that holds up the burrito line, which should be an arrestable offence.
It's noble to have the courage to embarrass oneself in the name of frugality, but I have an even better solution. If you want more food, hack your chipotle order like an adult: order two.

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