A screen door to the mind of Jawann.
Lots of stuff #getsmeheated.
40 Oz. to Wasted
For everyone who grew up drinking 40s, this is the website for you: 40 Ounces of Fury. They are missing a few of the classics, but we all know malt liquor can do that to a person.
When a waiter brings you a frosty cold bottle of beer and proceeds to pour it into a warm glass. I ordered a Bud Light, you really think I care about it being in a glass?
If you're someone who fills their water bottle at a drinking fountain and doesn't stop for people who actually want to take a drink, consider yourself on notice.
Speeding: sometimes dangerous, often ticketed. Not Using Turn Signals: always dangerous, rarely ticketed. Does that seem right to you? On zee Autobahn in Germany you're allowed to drive your car as fast as it will go. I don't know of any roads where you can drive your car as without-turn-signals as it will go.
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