Stay In Your Own Lane


The following vehicles need to be immediately and indefinitely banned from the left lane of every highway:

  • Toyota Prii
  • PT Cruisers
  • Massive pick-up trucks whose drivers get confused about the difference between size and speed

I can just imagine these people thinking "wow, I wonder why traffic is so light today?" Because everyone is stuck behind you.

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